For All Your Woody-Murders-the-Rest-of-the-Toy-Story-Cast Play Scenarios
Toy Story 3 was rather dark and contained one of the creepiest characters put into a children’s film. That does not excuse this Japanese Woody doll, an extremely articulate figure with an alternate attachable face best described as “Woody’s Going To Make A Lampshade Out of You”.Even the website selling the toy can’t make it seem innocent.
The toy’s description from HobbyLinkJapan contains this little diddy:
“He comes with an extra face with a slightly scary evil smirk”
Slightly scary? Japan, I know you’ve been desensitized over time from decades of brutal adult animation and a daily life of men in uniforms cramming you into metal tubes, but this toy is going to haunt a thousand little kids. You’ve made this generation’s Slappy from Goosebumps (except this is real and not a midget in a dummy costume).
Chad Quandt is Lock All Your Toys in a Trunk Editor of Nonstop Karate.
EDIT: Ok, fine. One more.