For All Your Woody-Murders-the-Rest-of-the-Toy-Story-Cast Play Scenarios
Toy Story 3 was rather dark and contained one of the creepiest characters put into a children’s film. That does not excuse this Japanese Woody doll, an extremely articulate figure with an alternate attachable face best described as “Woody’s Going To Make A Lampshade Out of You”.Even the website selling the toy can’t make it seem innocent.
The toy’s description from HobbyLinkJapan contains this little diddy:
“He comes with an extra face with a slightly scary evil smirk”
Slightly scary? Japan, I know you’ve been desensitized over time from decades of brutal adult animation and a daily life of men in uniforms cramming you into metal tubes, but this toy is going to haunt a thousand little kids. You’ve made this generation’s Slappy from Goosebumps (except this is real and not a midget in a dummy costume).
You don't want to see the rest of this series. Trust me. This is the safe one.
The question isn't "Why would someone pose Woody as a rapist", it's "What action figure comes with accessory dildos?"
Chad Quandt is Lock All Your Toys in a Trunk Editor of Nonstop Karate.
EDIT: Ok, fine. One more.
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Posted on September 10, 2010, in Chad Quandt, Movies, Pop Culture and tagged action figure, creepy, doll, japan, nkfeatured, scary, toy story, woody. Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.
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Oh god, Slappy. That character traumatised me O: and now Woody is having the same effect….
hahahah, amazing
Why so serious?
Speaking of…
http://i53.tinypic.com/2yy9h1k.jpg
The internet is now a darker place.
There’s at least one more edit that can come out of this horror, I know it.
There are so many ways this face can be used.