For far too many years I had a misconstrued idea of what the Marines did. Thanks to their recruitment videos, I believed they were an elite paranormal group meant to tackle the things the military couldn’t. When a rogue president ghost attacks The White House, when squids become an interlocking hive mind, or when a man hijacks a modified bulldozer and destroys a town; that’s when the Marines are called in. What else was I to suspect when the recruitment commercial looked like this?
I really thought they simulated lava monsters as part of your training. I was 13. And the army wants to recruit gamers? That’s going to disappoint so many boys when they find out the army doesn’t use battle axes. Read the rest of this entry
Sometimes television shows have to insert ads into their programs to pay the bills/fill the emptiness in their producer’s souls. This is one of the more amazing cases.
In today’s episode of Law and Order: SVU, two underprivileged youths, recently absolved of murder charges, have a surprise to share with Mom.