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Destructobox: Bear Warrior

This is my finest acting to date. A few months ago, Destructobox co-creator Joey Reinisch told me they had a role for me in their amazing internet series. I was ecstatic. I had been begging for a character. I was told I was a crazed hunter. I was in love with it!

Then I found out Bear Warrior’s a dry bastard. I can see why I was chosen. This is one of DB’s best shorts, but it’s not because of me. I was just there.

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Destructobox: Beard of the Damned

This episode of Destructobox is their most ambitious yet. Co-creator Joey Reinisch told me finishing it is “like taking the biggest most satisfying dump ever.” (Phil McLaughlin could not be reached for comment on taking poops”.

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