It appears that nearly everyone in my life is getting married/already married. It inspired me to write this.
by Jeff Larson
Guys, tonight, some stuff’s going to happen.
No guff, you’re going to see some shit, and unless you’re a filthy fucking degenerate like Williams over there, it’s going to challenge you. It will shake your spiritual and your entire emotional development to the core.
Gentlemen, this is why we go to Vegas. To challenge ourselves, to grow spiritually, and to remind ourselves what a 19-year-old single mom’s vagina looks like.
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