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“Listen, I Can Explain Transformers 2…”

by Michael Bay

You thought we were done?

You thought I was finished?

WE WILL NEVER BE DONE. I WILL NEVER FINISH.

I had to lie low, and take it easy when Sheen took the crazy train for a spin around the this great nation of ours to the thunderous applause of NO ONE. He said the craziest, most coked-out shit I’ve ever heard outside of a private estate, elite country club, or bar they don’t let the unimportant people into, but here’s the thing, Charlie, the insanity must be a symptom of greatness, not the cause. Read the rest of this entry

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